Wednesday, November 26, 2008Y
RECALLING
okkK!
Since i never update so long i shall recall all that i can~
MONDAY 26/11/08
Went to training in morning and like what seven people turned up.. LOL?
uNCLE ADAM WAS HIGH =.=
Then evelyn reminded me tt gt sec 4 farewell so i was like shit.
SO LAST MIN WE DECIDED TO GO ESCAPE BEFORE THE FAREWELL.
went on mani rides and WEE-ED like shit =.=~
went on wild and wet dunnoe what. that was lame.
i was freaking scared coz there are NO TRACKS ON THE SLIDE.
i was like shit im gonna die tell my mum i love her =.=
tht was fun. HEHE. Too bad amirah wasnt there..
TUESDAY 27/11/08
DID NOTHING. SLACKED AT HOME WHILE JEREMY INVADED MY COM YET AGAIN. NOTE TO SELF; GET JEREMY A CARDBORAD BOX FOR HIS HOUSE SO HE DUNNID TO INVADE MINE.
WEDNESDAY 28/11/08
DID NOTHING IN MORNING.
totally nothing
then went out to giant. ate at swensens with mum . IT WAS RETARDED.
My mum was wearing this old shirt n the pockets were VERTICLE so when u put things in looks like u put things in ur BRA. then i remebered tht time in malaysia, my dad bought non original movies. he so kiasu n wanted to hide it. he put INSIDE HIS SHIRT.
then he was like alyana help me keep smt. i was like ok then HE DUG INTO HIS SHIRT N I WAS LIKE IM NOT GONNA HOLD TT =.=
people at swensens stared at me like teruk.
i guess coz i look like sum emo freak kid coz i din realise it but my EVERITHING WAS BLACK,
n my hair was down with long frinch so EYAHH. u can fighure out wht happens.
RETARDED.
If you wanted a cookie you should have asked.
6:16 AM
Sunday, November 23, 2008Y
7:21 AM
Tuesday, November 18, 2008Y
Todae was retarded. Went to vivo with Joshua they all then waanted to watch madagascar. That din happen =.= in the end we din WATCH anithing coz he LOST THE FREAKING TICKETS.
i hate him lol JK. he paid for them aniways.
then all of us went to parkway for fun =.=
loiter and relieve the good old days. played pool im not that bad ok!
it was retarded coz the guy at the pool couter remembered me and was like ur anuaars sis. ~
if its u then boss wont scold me! can u helo me at the couter ahwile i need to pee. URGENT
I STARTED LAUGHING LIKE SHIT.
people was like ur nt a regular here y u get better treatment. i WAS COOL HAHAHAHHA
EAT THAT U MONKEYS. then look at results of postin
IM IN 3E1. AT LEAST I GOT ZAF AND SAA.
I LOVE MY LIFE I HOPE IM NT REG NUM 1 AGN NEXT YEAR =D.
I know u took my fries.
7:32 AM
Saturday, November 15, 2008Y
lol i have to do the stupid quiz thingy so yeahh..
ALYANA was tagged by SYASYA. ur wasting my time babe.
1. Do you have secrets?
Noo I don't I'm a freaking angel. OF COURSE I DO =.=
2. Would you fall in love with someone younger than you?
OK. Been there done that it sucks.
3. How long would you wait for someone you love?
UHH. Untill my ice cream starts to melt. I hate soggy ice creams.
4.What would you do with a billion dollars?
I WOULD SET UP A CAT FARM WITH AMIRAH BUT THERE MUST BE A COW FARM AND DUCK FARM NEARBY =D MY DREAM COME TRUE
5.Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Uhhs no? all my best friends are retards.. the guy ones at least.. If your talking about gairls.. thats a different story HEHE.
6.List 5 favourite things that you like + 3 things abt yourself
1) CATS
2) FAMILY
3) FRIENDS
4) TOILETBOWLS
5) COWS.
3 thins about myself
1) i am awesome!
2) I LOVE COWS
3) BOWLING IS MY LOVER LOL.
7.If you had an apple what would you do with it?
TREAT IT AS MY PRECIOUS UNTIL IT ROTS THEN THROW IT AWAY.
8.Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
UHHS. i broke up with my boyfriend. he deserved it. HEHE =D JOY TO SINGLES IN THE WORLD
9.Would you fall in love with a boy/girl younger than you?
UHHS YEAHHS. THERES THIS HOT SEC 1 DUDE =D i dun care bout age unless they are like SUPER IMMATURE.
10.What makes you sad?
When we are driving to malaysia and i fall asleep and dun get to see the COWS.
11.How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
I dont know? 24 huh.. maybe president?
12.Who are currently the most important people to you?
Amirah, Izaah, Nasrin, Adnaan, Mummy, Daddie, Nads , Haikal , Piggeh, Granma and all the other extra people in my life.
13.What is regarded as your most important thing in your life (currently)
Well my childishness and wackyness. I DONT WANNA GROW UP.
14.Would you rather be single but rich or married and poor?
SINGLE AND RICH IS THE WAY FOR ME! I JUST NEED MY COWS.
15.Whats your favorite colour?
BAHLUUU.
16.What if you fell in love with two people at once and both of them do the same?
ID DROP THEM LIKE HOTCAKES AND GET MARRIED TO A COW.
17.Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing someone has done?
FORGIVE yeahh forget is gonna be hard.. unless they buy me a cow thats a whole new story.
18.What would you tell someone you like?
I LIKE YOU. DUHH?
19.If theres a choice between love and friends, who would you pick?
I LOVE COWS.
20.Would you fall in love soon?
I'd tell you but then i have to kill you..
tagged- SHAFIQ, HAFIZ, NATASHA, COCONUTHEAD AND SIONG HEHE
9:13 PM
Friday, November 14, 2008Y
LOL. Yesterday i was too penat toupdate nads u see i have 0 stamina lol. Went to HGS! graduation day at first the guard never let us in but then we stone there and she pity us and give us a pass YAY. LOL. I had to abandon my lamp post AKA best fren and the butterly that flew away from me. i was soo SAD. then in the concert mostly boring stuff~ when they were like " the principle will now adress the school" everi1 was like AWWWWW. funny =D i was playing my puzzle book with nads and mira mira all the time. LOL. Then aftertht mrs Raihana callled me sarah and amalina and smt else i forgot =.= SHE FORGOT MY NAME THEN SHE WAS LIKE ALYANA! ALYANA AYSHA =.= LOL. i so emo coz of tt but sha gave us free sandwiches =D then we raid the classrooms. LOL. wrote on the whiteboards. funny ahhs. then we went to the basketball court where nads was trying to get me to get it in BUT I CLDNT . =.= I SUCK AT BASKETBALL. THE HOOP IS NEAR ME YET I CANT PUT IT IN =.= lol. then i was racing with amirah on the STONE FLOOR BAREFOOTED AND NADS RAN INFRONT OF MEAND BAAANNGGGGG. we all fall down~ hehe it wasnt pain but my stomach hurt fromm laughing lyk shiiit LOL. fun dae =D went PP nth much just ate banquet and bought BROWNIES.
6:39 PM
Thursday, November 13, 2008Y
todae woke up at like 10 and then gt a sms from my mum she suddenly wanted to bring me to banquet for bfast so yeah i wennnt.. and thn nth much happen.my mum send me to ssc to train n king kong was tehre. Dam funny at training. anirah was like almost wiinning me thn she was trying to confuse me by like telling me what she at for breakfast which was like nasi lemak and fishball and chicken wing thn i started laughing =.= dunman ppl stared..~ thn i said 'screw u amirah" thn sathrin was like tt nt biologically possible thn i felt sick and i CLDNT HUG AMIRAH ANIMORE SERIOUSLY SATH FISH U HAHA FISH NOT SCREW HAHAHAHAH.
When am i gonna get my brains?
3:09 AM
Wednesday, November 12, 2008Y
WE ARE HOT WATER ADVERTISERS
OK COOL SSIA POUR WATER
AND MORE WATER...
moooreee WATERRR
ENUFF LA WASTE MONEEEEY =[
THE AWESOMEST PPL U WILL EVER SEE (ESP ME)
Nas sobbing coz she ate a McSpicy.
MY HOT CHOCO YUMMEHHH
izzah nas and MEEE
Izzah ME and nas hehe
under my(HUGE) umbrella-ella-a
Walking nas to her cousins house(USING HUGE BRELLA.) =D i look skinny yay<3
freakky huh the hse look lyk its cut into halllf
at bowling when i was AWESOMMME.
Nas whats with the lollipop =D
my freaky and emo cat
HAHA TODAE WAS GILLLERR. went out with izzah nas zaf denise and the awesome meee. It was coz of izzah bdae lahhs. Den we went bowling like dam fun and i was awesome AS USUALL. izah was like i hate u lol. i tricked izzah todae gt loads of funny convos~ OH ya we went cycling in the rain sia DAM FUN. UNTILL I WAS TRING TO GO FROM THE PEDESTRIAN PLACE TO CYCLISTS THN I TOLD NAS TO FASTER COZ I WAS ABT TO HIT HER SHE TOT I SAID SLOWER AND I WENT INTO A BUSH NOW I HAVE A RED MARKT.T... THEN WE WERE RETARDED DENISES FONE SPOIL IN THE RAIN THN IT WAS MAKING FREAKING ANNOPYING NOISES AND I TOOLD IT TO " FUCKING SHUT UP" AND THERE WERE TOURISTS AND THEY WERE STARING SO I DECIDED TO PUT UP A SHOW I WAS LIKE OH NO NAS I SWEARED SLAP ME SLAP ME NOW I FEEL SO ASHAMED AND THEY WERE LAUGHING.
I SHOULD BE A TOURIST ATTRACTION!~conv after bowling~Izz:alyana u so random toodae
aly:well actually izzah i have a real problem i have a lower mental capability so ahh i cant think properly.. so i just randomly say things that come to my mind.. happens alot..
izzah: WHAT REALLY? THATS SO SAD ARE U OK?
aly: im joking la u actually believe me =.=
izzah: jahat siaaaa
OH YA AND TODAE I SAW THE MR MCDONALDS AT EAST COAST TURN ITS HEAAD
LIKE SERIOUSLY IM NOT LYIINNNG IZZAH DIN BELIEVE ME UNTIL WE WERE AT MY HSE THERE AND WE WERE DEBATING ON HOW IT MOVED ITS HEAD THEN IZZAH WAS LIKE HOW COULD IT THN I SAID MAYB ADA HANTU IZZAH SAID HANTU POSSES MR MCDONALD THN WE LAUGH BUT WHEN WE SAID IT THE DOGS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD STARTED HOULING AND THE BIRDS STARTED CHIRPING SO CREEPY SIA WE STARTED TO RUN N WHEN WE WERE GONE THEY STOP SCARRRYY NOW SHE BELIEVES ME!~
I am awesome man.
3:48 AM
Monday, November 10, 2008Y
OMG THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY ELEVENTH POST. THATS A FIRST HEHE.
so i will tell you the tale of a young boy named
lucas
and how he was mentally scared
by his good friend alyanahh
one SUNNY day, at 63 lorong marican,
a boy named lucas decided to go for a walk =D
at the same time, a girl named alyana
decided to go out and buy snacks to get fat.
LUCAS was walking along lor marican when a drunkard decided to stalk him and ask for money,
being young and STUPID he decided to stop,
tell the man he was carrying no money and walk..
THE MAN PURSUED LUCAS, DETERMINED HE HAD MONEY. LUCAS TURNED A CORNER AND BUMPED INTO SOMEONE. OH NOO! THE DRUNKARD WAS GETTING CLOSER. HE GOT UP ATTEMPTING TO RUN... SOMEONE GRABBED HIS HAND FROM BEHIND AND HE FELL TO HIS KNEES SCREAMING
" PLEASE I RELI HAVE NO MONEY"
but it was ALYANAHH hu was behind him.. he started wailing without even realising it.. aww poor kitty =D btw kitty dun kill me.
DEDICATED TO POOR LUCAS WHO HAD THE FRIGHT OF HIS LIFE AWW( btw i overdramatic abit onli ok.)
Live life happily
5:08 AM
Sunday, November 9, 2008Y
GOSSH another boring day. I HAVENT GOT MY RESULTS FOR COE TRYOUTS. EMONESS.
nth mush happened today. went to funan with dad and brother. He wanted sum card thingy. bough more PENS woooooo.
I STARTED WITH NOTHING~
NOW I HAVE SOMETHING~
I PROVED THEM ALL THEY WERE WROOOONNNGGG
SO GLAD I KEPT FIGHTING~
AND I NEVER STOPPED TRYING
BEEN WAITING TO SING THIS SOO LOONNNNGGGG
my wiiiinnnerrr SOONNNGG
goes like this
nananananaaana
nananananaaana
nananananananaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nanananananaaaa
nananananananaa
nananananaaanaanaaanaaaaaaaaaaaa
nanananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
5:12 AM
Saturday, November 8, 2008Y
yeahh sorry for tt. i forgot i hade a date with my frens =.= and i was alreadi 1 hr late and unbathed. You can tell wht happened aft tt. oh yeahh by order of fiq he requests i post the ice cube conversation.
FIQ calls waiter
hotstuff: how can i help u sir?
fiq: well i needed to go toilet but as u can see u cant help me with tt
hot: the toilet is near the kitchen please feel free to use iit
siong: DUDE. THERES A FREGGING SIGN TO SHOW THE TOILET. SO U THINK WE ARE STUPID?
hot: uhhh.. (yeahh)
fiq: i want ICE CUBES. do u think u can do that?
hot: yes sir
me: can u get some for me too please?
hot: SURE MA'AM.
waiter comes back with ice
Fiq: WHATS THIS THESE ARE NOT ICE CUBES THIS ARE CHUNKS OF ICE.
sionG:YEAHH! PEKAK AHH U
waiter leaves and calles other waiter to serve us
me: sorry its ok we can use this they just left the hospital fractured leg and a little smt else
waiter laughs and leaves
FIQ SMACKS ME =..=
btw Darren was in the toilet with CONSTIPATION~
5:15 AM
Friday, November 7, 2008Y
5:58 PM
WOO. todae i was not stoning at home the whole tym =D managed to LEAVE THE HOUSEEE. i told my mum i wanted to go buy black jeans which i have NONE. bough a SUPER COOL 1. hehe fitting for the SUPER COOL me XD. Thanks fiq darren mil and siong. HEHE so last minit oso gt ppl folo
LUCKYY! Then we went to eat swensens. WOO. there was a hot waiter and the guys did accept him LOL. they bully him~hotdude: hello can i take ur order?(he was abit mumbly)fiq:WHAT? EHH AKU TAK FAHAM APA DIA CAKAP SIA.darren: dude english la. ok u may take our orderfiq: no fun sia uhotdude:uhh so can i take ur order or wld u like a few minutesme: uhh come back in a few minutes they take time to thinkfiq :ALOT OF TIME. WHY U SO KP WANNA KNOW WHAT WE GONNA ORDERmil: jangan merepek la fiq. kesian tau dia.then after taking SO LONG TO DECIDE. they decided to ask for ice and dont get me started on that =.=
I was born in a packet of assorted nuts.
3:03 AM
Thursday, November 6, 2008Y
UHHH another SUPER boring dae. at least todae i din nid to study much.. just read newspaper =.= NOONE SMSED ME EXCEPT THE WONDERFULL NAD. what happened to my friends and their amazing friendship. I mean i understand for nas.. but the rest make me so emo.. =.= todae had trning. Uncle Adam wasnt there.. it was king kong telly tubby.. he was like laughin at me coz everytime he watche me bowl i wld go gutter or "longkang". SO EMO. and when i almost fell he laugh again. im amazed he can bowl with such a "bulit" body LOL. must see it to believe it.. i think he has bigger boobs than most of us xD
thinking of u makes me sick.
3:57 AM
Wednesday, November 5, 2008Y
TODAE WAS THE MOST BROING DAE OF HOLLSSSS ~ STONED AT HOME.
ALONE. Noone even sent me a msg or called me... EMONESS...... my mum made me study maths.. my most hated subject =.= i was llike staring at my HP ... thinking SOMEONE CALL ME. but NOOOOOO none of my GOOD FRIENDS EVEN bothered to =.= i was melting ok then played the piano EVENTHOUGH I SUCK HORRIBLE AND ONLI KNOW HOW TO PLAY ONE SONG. My band mates cancelled rehersal. EMO. then my BEST FRIEND told me that he cldnt call me coz he was out with his GIRL FRIEND. fine our years of friendship were meaningless to you compared to ur gf.. HURT. although she is hot. so now i gtg emo T.T CALL ME PLEASE IF U SEE THIS INLESS UR SUM1 I DUN WANNA TOK TO OR HAVENT TOK TO FOR LONG TIME =]Will you be my lollipop?
3:00 AM
Monday, November 3, 2008Y
life lasts long DEAL WITH IT
10:58 PM
Sunday, November 2, 2008Y
when i grow up i wanna be a 2e5ian~ nooooo~ sadded ahhh.
went to trning aft that. i was actually planning to skip but yeah UNCLE ADAM CALLED ME =.=
adam: Hey girl, u coming training today?
me: uhh i dont think so...
adam: UHH. ok. why..
me:uhh im tired.. just went out for something IMPORTANT
adam:uhh ok.
me:(guilty) u know what i coming =] gonna be late
adam: ok GOOD GIRL
=.='''
that was sad and training was .. PAINFULL i developing BLISTER =.='''
he kept bothering me abt SMALL BIG UPSIZE SMALL SLIDE =.=
(referring to the steps you take BEFORE you throw the ball =.=
then apparently i did smt funny and he started laughing and so did mavis and krystel... so mean laugh at my mistakes..
SIGH. HAVE TO SLEEP WITH MY MUM TODAE COZ MY DAD WENT TO INDIA... EMO
loving comes from the heart =]
10:36 PM
uwahhhhs
me leftieee izzah rightiiee
height diff!~!
todae was okae i guess. The guys brought me out AGAIN. and the slut was there =.= wearing SUPERMINI SKIRT and a strapless top WOW. so "normal". then we wanted to go bowling but she started WHINING. i cant bowl in this skirrt it's too short!! =.= HU ASK U 2 WEAR IT. and if ur reasing this, YES THIS IS U. btw if u havent realised i dun like u =].oh yeahhh, went training at singapore poly. THAT PLACE IS LIKE A HOTEL MORE THN A SKUU =.= love it. king kong was tehre =.= he was like YOU GREW SO TALL well duhhhhhh =.= u just dont grow up u grop sideways mannnnn.
Fiq called =.= talked abt the past (which i hate) and he hung up i was like what the efff.=.=.thats life~
craziness comes from the soul.
stole the pic from izzy =D
1:55 AM
THE AWESOMEST PPL U WILL EVER SEE (ESP ME)
Nas sobbing coz she ate a McSpicy.
izzah nas and MEEE
